I Am She (All The Things I Haven’t Written)
Surprise bitch! I’m back. I moved to LA, got a job, got an apartment, brought along my same insecurities and primal fears, and now I’m ready to get back in the blogging game. You’re welcome
Instead of putting the effort into actually writing a post (ew) I’ve decided to publish my private iPhone note of “blog ideas.” This is a list I compiled shortly after buying my domain name. It should serve as an overview of the kind of groundbreaking content I intend to serve up on abigailbaldwin.com. Some are titles, others are more thematic concepts I would like to explore through prose. I’d love feedback on what “articles” you’d most specifically like to read.
Blog Ideas
Lady Bird and Me
Every old man I’ve had sexual thoughts about
Tinder vs. Bumble vs. Hinge vs. Being Alone
Blow jobs
Masturbation Cured My Depression: and Other Things I Wish Were True
Femme power anthems I listen to when feeling out of control of my own life
Why Eric Andre should have sex with me
Gay Conversion Therapy Made Me Gayer
Why friendship is better than sex
I don’t know how to ride a bike
Tweet Draft Graveyard
I Am She (Dakota Johnson as the vagina chest witch in Suspiria)
Worst things I’ve thought about people I’ve waited on
Worst things people I’ve waited on have probably thought about me
Best Public Places To Shit in Boston
In Support of Instagram Hoes
Wouldst Thou Like to Live Deliciously: Yes, I Wouldst
Get in Ladies, We’re Aborting This Baby!
Complaint Column (this is like an advice column except people write in complaints and instead of giving advice I just affirm their right to be pissed)
